Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Missy Daisy's mugshots



Yes, folks, Missy Daisy is behind bars. She has been proven guilty of sawing through her owner's headphone cord, using only her teeth. Her owner, a Ms. Maranda P., says that it wasn't totally the 10-month-old rabbit's fault, because she put the headphones on Missy so she could listen to some music without disturbing her sister who was working on school project. The rabbit obviously though they were a threat, such as a device to suck out her brain. Looks at the owners records revealed that the owner has had numerous blonde moments in the past, confirming her confession. Ms. P is not upset at the damage since the headphones still work on the other ear, and she was going to get new ones anyway since these ones had been broken and taped together in several places. However, she decided that "Missy needs to spend some time out of my room for a while".